Have you heard about the Lingerie Football League? Women put on shoulder pads, helmets and not much more and play football.
Yeah, it’s like that.
When the final whistle blew in the LFL’s Eastern Conference Championship game between the Atlanta Steam and the Jacksonville Breeze, Atlanta came out on top, 20-12, and headed for the league finals.
But as the teams lined up for the obligatory post-game handshakes, things got a little out of hand.
A Breeze player called a Steam player a punk-butt female dog – well, her actual words were a little more harsh than that, but it’s certainly something you could hear on network TV after 10PM.
But, that was enough for both benches to clear and for everyone to start hurling insults and punches and more. There’s video of the altercation attached to in this story The New York Daily News – click on it, but be warned, it’s not at all safe for work.
For the finals, the league owners are thinking about filling the stadium with Jello or mud and just let the girls fight one another instead of playing football. That ought to help attendance.
According to Variety and a few other sources, people in LaLaLand are talking about bringing back. Full House
Yes, THAT . Full House
It’s just in talks right now, but John Stamos (you remember, Uncle Jessie?) and the show’s creator, Jeff Franklin, are spearheading the move.
Still a couple of things to work out:
That’s a show I could wrap my head around… Can we get Bob Saget to play Danny Tanner as Bob Saget, one of the dirtiest (and funniest) stand-ups around?
Can we get Dave Coulier to play Joey Gladstone as anything but a stand-up comic?
And can we get Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson to play Michelle and Michelle’s evil twin?
Here’s 11 minutes worth of clips labelled “ .” Tell me how long it takes before you’re forced to hit the Full House Very Funny Moments PAUSE button…
Among Chelsea Handler’s funniest moments on were her famous shower scenes with celebrities like Sandra Bullock and Conan O’Brien. Chelsea Lately
To get in the spirit, the celebrities would get naked and pixelated with Chelsea, in some flat-out hilarious scenes.
In her farewell to the E! Network, Chelsea was joined in the shower by a fully-clothed and shower-capped Ellen DeGeneres.
And honestly, it’s one of the most hilarious five minutes on TV in a long time – and a great way to retire the bit. Unless of course it happens to come up again in Chelsea’s new Netflix show.
Does it border on brilliant? You know what? I’m going to go ahead and say yes it does!
Check it out – but be warned! . It might be a little NSFW
According to uproxx.com, David Chase, creator and producer of HBO’s , finally came clean about whether the famous cut to black in the series finale meant that Tony Soprano got whacked. The Sopranos
Tony and his family are sitting in a restaurant, deciding what to order for dinner. Every time the door opens, a new threat. Or not.
And with one final tinkle of the door’s bell and a look up by James Gandolfini – and boom, right to black!
So, did Tony get whacked or not?
After seven years, David finally revealed: “No he isn’t.”
And that is all she wrote. Or he wrote. Mystery solved.
The government is looking for folks who can “harvest, process, analyze, store and distribute” cannabis. You know, for research.
The National Institutes for Health is seeking bids from anyone who possesses a “secure” outdoor facility that’s video-monitored and capable of growing 12 acres of marijuana.
It’s all for medicinal purposes, folks.
It’s not some sort of DEA sting.
Why are you so paranoid?
Oh, and that email in your in-box from the Nigerian prince who needs your help to deposit the money that his unscrupulous government will otherwise steal from him?
That’s perfectly legitimate, dude.
A United Airlines flight from Newark to Denver had to divert to Chicago on Sunday when two passengers got into a bit of a brawl over the ability to recline in the economy class of the plane.
A guy used a couple of devices called the Knee Defenders, which prevented the woman in the seat in front of him from reclining her seat. The woman asked that he let her recline. He refused.
The flight attendant told the man that Knee Defenders were not allowed on United flights. The man refused to remove them.
Tempers flared, water was thrown, and the flight had to make an emergency landing in the Windy City.
No charges were filed – the authorities say the whole thing was a customer service issue. You can get the rest of the customers had issues with the two passengers who got them diverted.
Check out the story in this USA Today video. What do you think?
The new reality show frenzy involves getting naked. First, there was , and then there was Naked & Afraid . Buying Naked
Now, there’s VH-1’s , where two people are tossed together au naturel. Dating Naked
Contestant Jessie Nizewitz is now suing the producers of the show for showing her too naked.
Her private parts were supposed to be blurred out, and for the most part they were. But in one short burst of a wrestling sequence, her really private private parts were on full display.
If Jessie’s successful, the lawsuit will cost Viacom $10 million.
Which is about $500,000 for each missing blurring pixel.
Here’s hoping this doesn’t give birth to another scary reality show: . The Naked People’s Court
Check out the story in the video below – while blurs have been added, . this might not be safe for work
When Miley Cyrus won MTV’s Video Music Award for “ Wrecking Ball,” she had a young friend accept the award and make a speech on her behalf.
Jesse Helt accepted the award, he said, on behalf of the 1.6 million runaways and homeless youth in the United States.
A good way to call attention to a problem. But also a good way to call attention to himself.
Turns out there’s an open warrant for his arrest back home in Oregon for violating parole.
The cops in Salem say they will arrest him if he shows up.
And now that he’s sort of painted a target on his back, you can bet they’ll be on the lookout.
A guy was cleaning out his mom’s backyard in Winter Haven, Florida recently when he found a nasty surprise.
A gigantic wasp nest, in and around an old recliner his mom had set out next to the house.
The exterminators figure it will take two or three guys and a couple of trucks a fair amount of time to deal with the nest and its inhabitants.
And it’s such a big job, they’ve decided to do it for free.
I guess several hundred thousand stingers are worth a lot in publicity.