Justin Bieber turned the tables on his pal Miley Cyrus by pulling a prank on her for TV's Punk'd - when the actress thought she was playing a trick on him.
Miley had organized a stunt to embarrass Bieber for the MTV series, but the Biebs decided to teach Cyrus a lesson after discovering her plans.
In the premiere episode, Bieber tells Punk'd viewers, "She thinks she is hosting the show, so she is going to punk me. She's not punking me because that's not possible. I can't be punked."
He hired two actors to engage in a pretend brawl with him in a skate park to make Cyrus assume her own scheme - to subject Bieber to a tirade of abuse by passers-by - had gone terribly wrong.
Cyrus could be seen gasping in horror as Bieber flew into a rage and shoved one of the stuntmen to the ground, before throwing fake punches and kicking him in the stomach.
The singer/actress then began to panic about the fight until Bieber revealed it had been staged - and teased his pal for being so gullible, telling her, "You can't punk me. That was all fake!"
Bieber also pranked his pals Sean Kingston and Taylor Swift in the first episode of the ninth season of Punk'd, which aired in the U.S. on Thursday.
We're not sure why this needed to be studied . . . but at least Australia's tax dollars supported it, not ours. --Tullia Jack is a researcher at Melbourne University, and she found that if you wear the same pair of jeans for three months . . . they don't smell that bad. --Tullia had 30 volunteers wear jeans five days a week for three months without washing them. The volunteers spilled all kinds of things on their jeans, including tuna, avocado, motor oil, and chocolate. --After the three months were up, the volunteers gave the dirty jeans back to Tullia, and she SMELLED them. She said she could smell eggshells and caramel, but, quote, "The jeans don't smell socially challenging. They just smell like people." --Tullia is doing the study to challenge society's culture of "extreme clean" and save water by reducing the amount of laundry. She said, quote, "You really don't need to wash clothes as often as you think. Stains come and go. They just WEAR OFF." --About half of the volunteers had a rough patch between three and six weeks, where they didn't think they could keep wearing the jeans without washing them. --But they stuck it out, and some said they wanted to keep wearing their dirty jeans even after three months. Some even stopped washing their shirts and other items of clothing. --Tullia plans to put the 30 pairs of jeans on display at the National Gallery to let other people smell for themselves
Here is a list of items that are ok to re-gift....
The DVD you've watched 100 times. Slap a bow on that thing and it's good to go. If you ever want to watch it again, you can always pirate it online.
A gently burnt candle. Trim the wick so the black part isn't exposed and it looks like it's never been burned. Include a pack of matches if you really want to go all out.
Anything that you get in a gift basket or goodie bag. I am lucky to have the kind of job where we get gift packages on the daily. In fact, we just got a delivery of popcorn and sweets! Nobody seems to be interested in the cranberry-flavored popcorn, which means it's ripe for regifting. Other wonderful things I've regifted from goodie bags and care packages include: A charm necklace (still in the box). My mom loved it! Scented lotion. Eyeshadow set. A bag of coffee. A vibrator and lube (unused, obvs).
A book you only read once. The pages should be relativity uncreased. As long as you didn't spill coffee on it or smear grease on the pages, no one will know the difference.
Jewelry you never wear. Pop it in a pretty box and your regift secret is safe.
Clothing that doesn't fit. Just tell them you got it at a "vintage" or "consignment store." Make sure there are no rips or stains. This works only if the items are designer or an unknown brand, not, like, H&M.
Random bottle of booze. There's a mini-bottle of tequila sitting in our office kitchen. I think I'll slip it in my purse and put it in a box. Or, I probably have a random bottle of wine or vodka somewhere in my kitchen. Most everyone appreciates booze around the holidays.
Picture frames. Pop out your photo. Dust the sucker. Wrap it. Regift. Rinse and repeat with as many picture frames as you're willing to part with. If you really want to suck up, pop in a picture of you and the regiftee.
Tiny bars of soap and other bathroom samples. If you shop at Sephora, stay in hotels a lot, or are a beauty and bath product hoarder like moi, then you probably have a stash of bath and shower samples. Make a little basket of them for a substantial re
Check out the ones we came up with ... Cool Pick Up Lines For Guys
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
You must be the cause of global warming!
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If God made anything better than you he will keep it for himself.
I've heard that a person with eyes as beautiful as yours must have a beautiful soul.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
How You Doin?
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys
Did they just take you out of the oven, [No, why?] Because you're hot!
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
I can read palms (write your number on their hand). Oh it says you are going to call me soon!
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Can I have your picture? [Why?] So, I can show santa what I want for Christmas!
You look familiar. Did you graduate from USW? The University of Stunning Woman.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.
Naughty Pick Up Lines For Guys
Abstinence is over-rated.
Can I have a piece of you?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Did you get arrested earlier today? [No. Why?] Well, it's illegal to look that damn fine!
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
You've been a bad girl. Go to my room
Alright ladies these are for you
Pick Up Lines for Girls # 1
This is one of the best pick up lines for girls. Best to use in an office (hopefully, not with your boss).
Girl: So what do you do after work?
Guy: Nothing really.
Girl: Hey! Me too! How about doing nothing together?
Pick Up Lines for Girls # 2
This one is perfect to use if a guy has been making eyes at you for a while.
Girl: (Walk up to the guy) So, are you going to use a pick up line that works on me, or should I do the honors?
Guy: (Laughs) Ummm... Hi!
Pick Up Lines for Girls # 3
This one is a pick up line that a girl can use when addressing a group of guys.
Girl: So, which one of you boys is going to buy me a drink?
I am sure, one of the guys will sure get "picked up" by you.
Pick Up Lines for Girls # 4
This one is a little bit suggestive, but on a girl, it is all allowed.
Girl: Do you know how to use a bathtub?
Guy: Yup.
Girl: Cool, I have one at home, how about proving that to me?
Pick Up Lines for Girls # 5
This one is best to use at a crowded party or bar. Simply fall into his lap.
Girl: Oooopss!! I am so clumsy!
I am pretty sure the guy (unless he is married or gay) will be out of words for a while.
Pick Up Lines for Girls # 6
You could use this in a bar or restaurant. Pass a note to the cutie, through the waiter or the bartender. The note should have your number and something like, "This is my number. Give me a call sometime. We could have coffee together". This one really works!
Pick Up Lines for Girls # 7
This one works better for younger girls. It is fairly innocent. By the way, even a little older women can use it.
Girl: Are you free tomorrow evening?
Guy: Ummm, why?
Girl: I was going to go for a double date with my best friend and her boyfriend. But, my date bailed out. Would you like to be my date?
Pick Up Lines for Girls # 8
This one needs a whole load of confidence and faith!
Girl: (Walks up to the guy with a pen or kerchief) Hey did you drop this back there?
Guy: No.
Girl: Oh well, then it just might be a lame excuse, for me to come and talk to you.
Pick Up Lines for Girls # 9
This one needs you to have a very innocent face while you use it.
Girl: You know, I still write a journal.
Guy: Really? That's cute.
Girl: So, are you going to ask me out, or should I lie to my journal?
Pick Up Lines for Girls # 10
This is the last one and definitely not the least working one!
Girl: Hi! I am _____.
Guy: Hi.
Girl: Actually, I was going to come up here and introduce you to my sister.
Guy: So? Where is she?
Girl: Well, I changed my mind. Turns out, I am not that generous!If you have any please post //
OK here is the deal ..Iif you just started dating/hooking up, would you be upset if your guy got you THIS? and if you except the naughty gift does this mean that you have to hook up???
Its going down tonight ..Its our ann. Christmas Party .. I have yet to see someone get stupid drunk at the Christmas party .but . It is fun to see everyone you work with being loose and having fun .. if someone did get wasted I guess it would look like thi
