SPEEDY'S #TBT QUESTION: WHAT ARE THE BIGGEST LIES PARENTS TELL THEIR KIDS? HERE ARE 14 BIG ONES

March 16, 2017

I can remember sitting on my back porch in the middle of the summer, my mom had put a watermelon in th fridge for about 2 days. The weekend came and we cracked it open, I can still smell the fresh watermellon. But, what I remember the most is my mom saying "Don't eat the seeds they'll grow a tree in your belly." That one stament stayed with me till this day. LOL!!

I took to Facebook and asked my Facebook friends "What are some of the lies that your parents told you?" This is the list I came up with.

  1. Don't eat the watermelon seeds it will grow a tree in your belly
  2. The ice cream man only plays music when he's out of ice cream.
  3. If you swallow your gum it will stay in your stomach up to seven years
  4. If you touch a toad you'll get warts.
  5. They don't sell replacement batteries for that toy!
  6. Hospitals are closed on the weekend so don't get hurt.
  7. Don't eat the dead men in a crab because you'll get sick and die.
  8. Everything was Chicken, if it was roastbeef or pork chops. "Eat the chicken!"
  9. Everything closes on the weekend so we're stayong home.
  10. If you cross your eyes and someone slaps your head they will stay like that FOEVER!
  11. If you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time your ears will explode.
  12. If you dont wear your seat belt you'll get arrested.
  13. If you pee in the pool, a blue line follows you around so everybody will know!
  14. You better behave because santa and the easter bunny are watching!