Bruno Mars calls into the show to talk about his upcoming tour, his four beautiful sisters on a new reality show and more! Check out the full interview.
Today is the last day on the job for Pople Benedict so Kidd asked people on his Facebook what they would do if it was their last day as the Pope. Some suggestions he got were get rid of Nickelback, give out blessings or sign up on a dating site!
We asked teachers to send in videos of their classes doing a “Glee” style performance to get a classroom makeover! Check out our 9th-12th grade winners...
Rhonda from Potluck, Texas calls into the show to talk about her new healthy diet. She is turning her life around by keeping up with health and hygiene. She wants her family to be the healthiest family in the trailer park!
We asked teachers to send in videos of their classes doing a "Glee" style performance to get a classroom makeover! Check out our 5th – 8th grade winners...
We asked teachers to send in videos of their classes doing a “Glee” style performance to get a classroom makeover! Check out our winners starting with the Kindergarten-4th grade category…
Kellie wants to lose 10 pounds and Big Al agrees but really puts his foot in his mouth at the same time. Good thing she purchased her 24 personal training sessions!
Since Big Al is such a fan of wearing vanity glasses we tricked him into recording a fake commercial for Vanity Crafters…the company that specializes in “see-throughable things”.
Big Al and him mom donât exactly talk a lot about his relationships, so he was a little surprised when he got a really embarrassing gift from her for Valentineâs Day!
This is Valentine’s day, and I suck at getting everyone a card… I struggle with just having something ready for Kinsey. So this year, I decided to make an E-card. So I would like to present this to you:
Surprise!!!! As you can tell by this funny little picture of Cason, Kinsey and I are expecting another little addition to our family. I want to give Cason everything I always wanted as a kid, and this was the number one thing. Having a little brother or sister when I was growing up was always something I wanted… but that was a little tough for my mom to do since she had me so young. She wanted to wait a little before having my sister, but the 12 years between us is a big gap, and I had outgrown the whole wanting to play with little kids by then.
We are so excited! I can’t even describe it. We wont find out the sex of the baby for another few weeks, but I will keep everyone posted! Do you know how hard it was to keep this a secret when we found out?!?! haha. So if you see Kinsey, stop trying to buy her a drink because I heard drinking is really bad while pregnant
Mullin’s very own Secret Agent Double-Oh-Wide Red Raspberry, no not the car dealer, is the most recognized secret agent in history! He even works at a Bennigan’s!
Sitting in my car, twisted around all cattywompus, with my laptop perched half on my lap and half on my arm rest while the rain pours outside. The hotness of my breath and the steam from my venti drip — half hot water with room for extra cream, please — makes the air uncomfortable for me to breathe. I WOULD be sitting IN that Starbucks enjoying the free ventilation and wi-fi, but every stinking seat was taken by some punk kid trying to look cool by sitting around drinking grownup coffee and TAKING UP SPACE. Granted, if those cool-looking punks hadn’t beat me in the door, I’D be the one sitting there taking up space, but that’s beside the point. I’m aggravated.
Every Tuesday, Emma Kelly has art class for one hour. I had it all planned out how I was going to take my laptop into Starbucks and sit there sipping coffee and clicking away on my keyboard like I meant serious business. And if a handsome single father just so happened to wander in because he, too, was waiting for a child from that same art class or the music school next door, well! Wouldn’t that just be the perfect start for a romantic comedy starring ME?? But I had to go and pick the Starbucks where all these over-scheduled punk kids who just finished their music and art classes gather and amuse themselves by burping caffeine in each other’s faces until mom realizes what time it is, kicks the pool boy out of the minivan and pulls up in a panic while the flush of lust still lingers on her cheeks. At least, that’s the episode of “Desperate Housewives” that plays out in my head.
I need to read a romance novel. Or write one. But I’d be too embarrassed. How does that 50 Shades of Grey person walk around with people knowing her brain works like that??
I just need to get to that danged Starbucks earlier next week.
Watching The Bachelor with Doctor girlfriend is such a trip…I’m sitting here yelling at shawn to wake up and smell the Tierra…and my girl is sitting here just making the most awesome sound effects and sighs that I’ve ever heard. UUUUGH, Ohhhh! I can’t even come close to spelling the disgust that she has while watching (or listening) to this show. She freaking HAAAAAATES it! She moans and groans the entire time its on…but fortunately, for me, she doesn’t grab the remote and just change the channel…especially, considering the fact that we are watching her TV. Uh oh…she just noticed that I am blogging about her and that’s a NO NO. gotta change the subject. How about that Beyonce, huh? Wow, was that impressive or what? It’s been almost 5 years but it may be time to sell The Beer Bucket.(my Bar in Playa del Carmen).
My spare time seems to really be getting more and more limited…Then again, Spring break is right around the corner and I had a huge 5 year anniversary party in the works for Memorial day weekend…Hmmm…What a tough decision! But to run a bar in the same city that you are in is tough enough. And my mom is even coming to Playa in May. But then again, she can make the trip with me whether or not I own a bar, right? Decisions, decisions. It doesn’t seem like its been 5 years. everyone said I was crazy when I started talking about buying a bar in Mexico. And I have to admit, I thought it was pretty crazy as well. The papers were signed in a lawyers office but they were all in Spanish.
Then we went downstairs to the laundrymat/video store to make copies. I paid for tickets for the whole Morning show to go for the Grand Opening. My first manager pretty much stole all the money for the first 6 months. One old guy would always sit there with no shirt on and drink all afternoon and rumor has it, he sold weed out of his wooden leg. (allegedly.) Handcuffed to Psycho Shanon for a weekend. I met Melissa Rycroft there…she told me it was her birthday and I went to walmart to get party decorations and a cake…three hours later, she fessed up. it wasn’t really her birthday. Bartendica, Sign girl, Melissa, Honey 2, Webbed toe that I didn’t know, and Of course, Doctor Girlfriend have all visited. J-si’s Bachelor party. I took The Staff from The MAT went down there with me a year ago. Ahhh, the memories! Well, it may be the end of an era. The bottom line is it was fun and I have no regrets. And I hope it brings as much joy and fun to the next owner as it did to me.
Another day, another milestone. Cason has learned how to kiss… kind of. He is still trying to figure out the whole puckering up thing. If you have seen “Dumb and Dumber”, you may understand what I am trying to describe. Remember the scene where Jim Carrey kisses the girl in his dream? Mouth wide open, no form, lots of grossness… basically, a Big Al Mack style kiss. That’s how Cason kisses. He just goes in, mouth wide open, and kind of sticks his little tongue out. I wonder if he picked that tongue thing up from watching mommy and daddy kiss. Weird.
Problem: Cason doesn’t just want to give mom and dad baby kisses… he wants to giver EVERYone and EVERYthing a kiss. Took him to the play area at the mall again yesterday, and he kept going up to some huge plastic giraffe. He would give this thing a hug, and then kiss it. Cute, right? Wrong! Thats gross. Those play areas are already scary for me, because I feel like there are more diseases in there than a college shower. I can’t make it a big deal either because Cason will do one of two things:
1. Cry
or
2. Start screaming “no” over and over, and will keep attempting to do it.
So I had to just pick him up and put him in a different spot, but that didn’t work, because I turned my back and he was making out with the plastic turtle. So I moved him to another spot in the play area with no animal faces. Just a wheel, and little toys kids can mess with. I look at my phone, look back up, and he is licking some little girl’s face. That’s when we decided to leave. Took him to the store to buy some groceries, and a listener came up to us. She recognized Cason. She was saying hi to him up close, he grabbed her ear, pulled her in, and left a big ol lake of drool on her face. What can I say… we have a lover. He also kisses himself when he looks in the mirror, but that’s fine because we all do that. Right? No? Oh yeah, me neither. That would just be super weird.
The day ended with us in our bed with Cason, and he just kept going back and forth giving us, and the dogs kisses. Kinsey cried… again.
We wanted to see who’s the best bargain shopper on the show! So we gave each cast member a small budget and a smoking hot model that they’ll have to deck out with thrift store purchases only. So who did the best? Kidd, Kellie, Big Al, J-Si orJenna?
And if a handsome single father just so happened to wander in because he, too, was waiting for a child from that same art class or the music school next door, well! Wouldn’t that just be the perfect start for a romantic comedy starring ME?? But I had to go and pick the Starbucks where all these over-scheduled punk kids who just finished their music and art classes gather and amuse themselves by burping caffeine in each other’s faces until mom realizes what time it is, kicks the pool boy out of the minivan and pulls up in a panic while the flush of lust still lingers on her cheeks. At least, that’s the episode of “Desperate Housewives” that plays out in my head.
My spare time seems to really be getting more and more limited…Then again, Spring break is right around the corner and I had a huge 5 year anniversary party in the works for Memorial day weekend…Hmmm…What a tough decision! But to run a bar in the same city that you are in is tough enough. And my mom is even coming to Playa in May. But then again, she can make the trip with me whether or not I own a bar, right? Decisions, decisions. It doesn’t seem like its been 5 years. everyone said I was crazy when I started talking about buying a bar in Mexico. And I have to admit, I thought it was pretty crazy as well. The papers were signed in a lawyers office but they were all in Spanish.
1. Cry
